Beck,
I had to include this classic appetizer. For old times sake.
You’re going to need one pint of cottage cheese and a three fourths cup of finely whipped Famous Dave’s Barbeque sauce.
Mix the barbeque sauce with the cottage cheese, and, if desired, add some sliced up hot dogs or little smokies.
Chill, serve, and enjoy.
-Warren
3sisters1cookbook 
Hilarious. This gave me a craving for some Doritos to dip into some cottage cheese. Why do all your “original” recipes have cottage cheese in them? Weird.